Random Memes For The Hard Workers Who Need A Break

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 5, 2019 3:08 PM EST

If you're still looking to procrastinate have a look at these random memes to waste a couple more minutes.

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    Text - Now You COMM IT To SAY YOU GUARANTEE IT COHESION AS LONG AS | You BOTH SURVIVE I GUARANTEE IT OK NoW MOUTH PUSH DISPLAY THE DIGIT LOOPS NICE
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    Television presenter - FailGif.com REPOP
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    Hat - Túnderstand everything. Except that wig. thecaptainjacksparrow: elysian-serendipity: touchmeslowly: Jack Sparrow's way of telling you your hair is ratchet. That's Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit thanks, kid 1eer
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    Grass - bored-chaos zuniig The power an EF-5 tornado can do, a piece of wood through cement Oklahoma the place where paper beats rock
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    Text - memeufacturing a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however, a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes? okay cool elodieunderglass "How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks." Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935) chatdomestique Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it's not fake that is very much the actual quote
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    Photo caption - You know, if ran a third time, it'd sort of be like doing a third "Hangover movie. It must kindofstink that you can'trunthree times. Didn't really work out verywell, did it? myspacing: MR. PRESIDENT
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    leader of communist china NEWS ALL IMAGES VIDEOS Mr. Ping Fictional Character Y
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    Text - f*male b*tch @Ahhmandah it was 1997 i was outside McDonald's Queen St age 15, an old lady barked "speak English" at a pair of young Korean men and without missing a beat one of them goes "OOooo i want a nice cup of TEA look at ME I'm ENGLISH i want to eat PLAIN TOAST" i miss him every single day
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    Facial expression - When you step on wet floor with socks please grant me the sweet release of death
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    Soldier - A brave french soldier sneaking up on unsuspecting German infantry (1917 Original)
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    Cartoon - EMERGENCY: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STABBED IN THE THIGH BY A TODDLER STEP 1: SAY "FUCK IT." VIOLENCE SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY ANSWER PEOPLE UNDERSTAND chairman-of-th3-board: I still lose my shit to this photo.
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    Text - The Beginners Guide to Advanced Shadow Puppetry dog giraffe goat two racoons fighting the new world order the entire cast of Twin Peaks human hand 6 bananas wu-tang homicide oxygen pentagram
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    Mythology - Trilllizard Follow @trillLizard when you're level 1 in an rpg
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    Fictional character - Trillizard Follow @trillLizard when you're level 80 in an rpg
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    Cartoon - Trillizard Follow @trilILizard when you're level 800 in an rpg
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    Cat
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    Text - Margaret Owen, Authorial Cryptid @what_eats_owls Okay, so Boris Johnson got drop-kicked into the sun, fox news apologized to Greta Thunberg, we're finally opening impeachment inquiries..... what in god's name did they find at Area 51 1:45 25 Sep 19 Twitter Web App
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    Sky - This is Jared. You will see him once and never again. Say hi to Jared CLANE
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    Text - wizard-in-the-tardis: dayofthefishdoctor: karemloo: fuckyeahlukemyernaked: never forget that for voldemort's name to rearrange to "je suis voldemort" in the french translations, they had to make his midd le name 'Elvis' Il sortit de sa poche la baguette magique de Hary et écrivit dans Pair en lettes scintilantes TOMELVIS JEDUSOR Puis il fit un mouvement avec la baguette et les lettes de son nom s'assemblèrent dans un ordre différent. A présent, on pouvait lire JE SUIS VOLDEMORT CANT HANDL
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    Sky - FLOOR 4 DO NOT REMOVE FLOOR 4 DO NOT REMOVE FLOOR 4. DO NOT REMOVE FLOOR 4.00 NOT REMOVE
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    Hardwood - There's emotion in his eyes. He is trying to convey a message that don't understand ghost mom @radtoria My cat keeps lining up my 9yo son's socks.
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    Animated cartoon - Elmo hates what Elmo is about to do, but Elmo has to feed Elmo's bloodlust.
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    Text - r/AskReddit u/Alcest 29d What are the signs that you're ugly? Discussion 15.6k 7.8k Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL thedeejus 28d When someone says "you look just like my friend Jeff!" Then you look up Jeff on facebook and he looks like a boiled pear Reply 19.0k hgamps 28d Laughed at this one. Hey at least you're funny 2.2k
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    Pencil - TOO COOL TO DO DRUCS COOL TO DO DRUGS 00 DAUGS ORVOS animalcell: recalled pencils from a 90's anti drug campaign
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    Poster - ORTON HEARS A BITCH-ASS LIAR 100 athful um By Dr.Seuss
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    Speech
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    Text - OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan
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    Cartoon - I FEEL UNDESERVED I REGRET EMOTIONAL INVESTMENT PRIDE I HEARD SHOU TING AND LONGED FOR INCLUSION YES INFANT! S NACKS JUST CATCH THE ORB EXCREMENA
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    Footwear - NIN-BIMBO 69 @mushymoosh WHAT THE HALLOWEEN DISNEY COLLECTION DIANA 1:58 PM 31 Aug 19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - spazzeon How come "nice guys" say M'lady but wear fedoras? If you're saying M'lady you should be wearing tights and a neck ruffle. If you're wearing a fedora you should be saying like... see here and dame. Classy fedora dudes never said M'lady. Wtf. And why do they always have katanas? There's like 5 different time periods in this horrible trope. rabbureblogs This entire post makes me laugh arcana-corvus M'anachronism
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and he's going to spend a fortune on gear he'll only be using twice a year.
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    Signage - 2010 was a simpler time McDonald's
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    Alcohol
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    Shih tzu - on ehhh, psssst, wanna buy some drugs"
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    Text - Fill Your Arms With Puppies So No One Can Ask You For Help
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    Text - Bike still for sale? 8:45 AM Yes it is. 9:24 AM What's the lowest you'll go on it? 9:59 AM 2 mph. Anything less than that and you'll tip over. 10:03 AM
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    Text - 7-HOGS Each dot represents 5,000 hogs nemfrog "Each dot represents 5,000 hogs." World Geography. 1948. lemondemon untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean sketchmagetch Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped 2kittensinacup We've lost canada and mexico to the hogs already Source: nemfrog త్
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    Text - Article Discussion List of serial killers by number of victims WIKIPEDIA The Free Encyclopedia From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This list is incomplete: you can help by expanding it A seral Killer is a person who murders three or more people, in three or more sep the killings, which may range from a few hours to many years. This list shows se 1900) In many cases, the exact number of victims assigned to a serial killer is r many more. It is perhaps ironic that arpuably one of the moet
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    Motor vehicle - imagine having to tell your boss that you lost the weed bazooka VICE aCE @VICE Mexican authorities seized a massive, marijuana-firing bazooka near the Arizona border. Someone's Been Launching Weed over the Border with a Giant Bazooka
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    Superhero - Al Yankovic @alyankovic Might have to re-think my Halloween costume for this year.
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    Text - Nothing says Halloween like setting up a store in the corpse of our childhood হয HALLOWEEN ENTRANCE entire store on sale
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    Cartoon - Hey ChulAid RLMEEHH!
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    Toilet seat - Place Sacrifice Here 666 The only thing demonic here is what's in my kid's diaper.
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    Animated cartoon - MY SWEET CHILD, IS THAT A WATERMARK?
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    Facial expression - H What scares you the most? "Werewolves!" Paul L What scares you the most? "Sharks" Nina What scares you the most? The unstoppable marching of time that is slow ly guiding us all towards an inevitable death. Dylan What scares you the most? Dylan Catherine AIOWTEN
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    Text - Me shooting grenades and knives from my chest An innocent kid
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    Cartoon
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    Tree - This is my dad. His name is Cliff. DANGEROUS CLIFF STAY BACK
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    Musical instrument
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    Product - hi, this is my 85 year old physics teacher him and his wife just had a light saber fight
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    Text - Amber Rains The Office, season 7, episode 19, minute 1445 SHOULD HAVE BURNED THIS PLACE DOWN WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE
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    Text - captain glasses @online_shawn When my parents went to Ireland with my grandfather who hadn't been there in 25 years he took them to his favorite pub. When they went in a guy at the bar said "oh god he's back"
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    Text - 9:211 Gwhen was fun invented Videos All Images Maps News Our evidence shows that fun first appeared in English in the late 1600s Fun was a French invention, along with lace and jousting; prior to the Norman Conquest in the 11th century, fun was unknown in the British Isles. A 15th- century Spanish illustration of a fool riding a goat. People in 1600s: This is where the fun begins St
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    Nose - THIS CREATURE HAS REQUESTED G ENTLE FOR HANDPATS How LONG UNTIL ONE oF US A LIFE WELL SPENT PERISHES NATHANWPYLC
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    Hair - My friend group before highschool My friend group after highschool
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    Cup - Dr. Spooky Sloth TM @SeattleSloth_ Drinking the forbidden tea DESICCANT SILICA OEL THROWAWAY DESICLANT <
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    Landmark - Tall people when they get insulted [Angry skyscrapernoises]
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    ll Swisscom 9:17 AM 92% Photo peanut_butter_memes_clean_ cursedworms natural selection is coming. 2'080 likes peanut_butter_memes_clean_ Prepare yourself View all 7 comments 15 hours ago
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    Cat - logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species cosmic-aria 5002panda
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    Text - When my son Seth was little, he would beg his brother to put him in this particular pillow case and swing him around. Iknow it's insane and the only reason I'm telling you now is because they are grown up and I can't lose custody of them
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    Tree - Parents: "all teens do is drugs, alcohol and take selfies!" Teens irl: 11 The FitnessGram Pacer Test but every beep I staple bread to a tree 851 views
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    Text - *Someone actually understands this meme* Me: 666-55 22-666-666-6-33-777 3 def lao 2 abc 4ghi 6mno 5 jkl 9wxyz 7pqrs 8 tuv + 0
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    Text - saz @sarahlostctrl saying you're celebrating your 2 year anniversary: -dull -overused hobody cares saying you've been together for 4 brexit extensions: original spicy -culturally poignant 12:40 PM 28 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Julian Popov @julianpopov The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world. 5:09 PM 19 Oct 19 from Camberwell, London Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Stat of the Day More Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian then have died of Ebola destiellourry: my teacher usually has these "stat of the day" up on the screen when we first walk into class just for fun ya know but today he kinda just
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    Text - evilven ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on ineffably-effable Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.
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